Dina Lohan: Mother of the Year

Earlier this morning, Dina Lohan sat down with Matt Lauer on the Today Show, blaming Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel for her daughter, Lindsay Lohan's, misfortunes.
A few days ago, reports were released that Judge Revel has bowed out of the case after a prosecutor allegedly complained that she contacted experts and participants on her own time. However, in the interview, Lohan was hard pressed with the idea that the judge simply "went overboard and played serious hardball with Lindsay." Whatever that means.
Wasn't your daughter charged with more than one DUI? Didn't she violate her probation? Two big incentives to punish someone, I'd say.
However, after a brief stint behind bars, everyone should be happy to know that "Lindsay made the most of her stay," and "made friends with murderers." I don't know what's more shocking; the fact that Lindsay made friends with murderers, or the fact that convicted killers wanted to befriend Lindsay.
On the show, Lauer toyed with the idea that her sentencing may help Lindsay in her personal and professional life. Lohan responded by saying "it's all propaganada. I think a lot of it is pre-orchestrated and you're reading things that aren't based on facts."
She also got incredibly defensive when asked about her daughter's history and tried to rectify all of the events by justifying her actions. Fess up already! No wonder your daughter is in denial. She needs to know that she was wrong and thus harsh consequences ensued.
Lindsay is now in court ordered rehab for 90 days but Dina expects her to get out earlier. And good news to all the troubled youth! Lindsay may become an advocate slash ambassador after rehab, to try to help others with the same addictions. I think this may be her calling.
So, in conclusion, I think, but I could be wrong, the message of the interview is that celebrities live harder lives than us common folks do because of tabloids, the paprazzi and propoganda...but like Lindsay, they are "brilliant." Thank you Dina Lohan for making it all clear in a ten minute interview.