Reality Sucks

This morning I woke up feeling pretty darn good about my reality. Why? Because my guilty indulgent in last night's season 2 premiere of Jersey Shore brought me to the conclusion that I am single-handedly more educated than eight people combined. Thanks Jersey Shore!
With words like "Obliverated" and "Shmush" used on the show, I realized how unintelligent these people actually are! Wasn't Vinny offered a scholarship to Yale? I don't get it.
Anyways, I also took note every time a blog worthy quote was made just to keep myself entertained. At one point when Snooki was hand washing clothes in the sink, she said, "I feel like a pilgrim from the 1920s." She also said, "I had to stop going to the tanning salon because Obama added a 10% tax on tanning beds." Classic.
But anyways, in the event you missed last night's episode, allow me to fill you in with a few sentences.
Jersey's own orangidos and orangidettes took a break from reading James Joyce's Ulysses and road tripped it to Miami for another summer of fun. The gang moved into a luxurious pad with the basic necessities: four bedrooms, a hot tub and a kitchen stocked with domestic vodka.
Several of the cast met one another with excitement, while others fought over the other persons tan. Angelina, last season's outcast who left the show after a few episodes, came back this season as the villain. Ronnie and Sammie are now forced to live together as ex's. Sammie confessed that she is still in love with Ronnie, while Ronnie got "obliverated" and made out with two "grenades." The Situation walked around without a shirt on and JWOW and Snookie wore two push up bras.
THE END.
It was a complete waste of time and so is this blog. But because they are such mindless human beings, I am intrigued and may do some investigation to find out why they're such idiots! Who are these people? Why are they famous? Why are celebrities like John Mayer associating with them? Why does 16 million images come up when I Google "The Situation"?
Only time will tell...