Thousands, perhaps millions, of self proclaimed guidos and guidettes, alongside Realty-TV fanatics, crazed tweens and television critics will be huddling around the tube tonight to catch the season 2 premiere of the Jersey Shore gang trashing it up in Miami. Sadly, I will be one of the Reality-TV fanatics who tunes in, BUT for journalistic reasons. I will have my laptop fully charged with my twitter page [@Brigeoutloud] and my blog open, ready for all of the ridiculous antics and fist pumping to come. What will the gang offer viewers this year? An over-use of Bump-its? A fist fight between two tanorexic guidettes? Or The Situation referring to himself in third person, ONCE AGAIN - gloating about his abs or social life that nobody, but him, cares about. WHO'S EXCITED?!?!
Right Above: The Jersey Shore oranginos and orangidettes doing what they do best - fist pump.
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